THE GOOD, LORD KEY.

i keep hearing people talk about this band called Iron Maiden? are they new? what sort of stuff do they do? and why the fuck are they headlining download? i bet they arent even good, this just like that time that ac/dc band headlined i mean who the fuck were they

murdcai:

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

i’d actually lose my shit if i went in there, fuck. i’d fall over

let go of the little distractions

hold close to the ones that you love

nidoqueeen:

we don’t need to ask for directions, helen.

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK

monomi045:

The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just

and then

1 Reason Why I Love Tumblr

princess-hipster:

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